I know how to jump-start a car, change diapers and cook. I know how to be romantic, sensitive and passionate. I know so many things that make me a real man. I am an emblem, a beacon, a rock and a shoulder.
However, there are a couple of things I fear and tackle with care. One of which is buying underwear for my wife. The mere thought sends shivers down my spine directly into my gut and the final blow into my wallet. It is like taking a stroll on lava-hot burning coals.
I can only but visualize how some lines of underwear may wreck or even send a relationship to oblivion. Buying underwear for me is so easy and effortless.
The process is simple:
Step 1: Generate awareness of my need.
Step 2: Schedule when and where to acquire.
Step 3: Arrive at the shop, choose and pay.
Step 4: Throw away the old rags and jump into the new.
Step 1: Generate awareness of my need.
Step 2: Schedule when and where to acquire.
Step 3: Arrive at the shop, choose and pay.
Step 4: Throw away the old rags and jump into the new.
Please bear in mind that I am trying to understand women, I have read many a book on “How to this and How to that”. I have been dating since I was 13, which makes me a veteran with almost 25 years experience. Admittedly I am merely beginning to scrape some of the first layers of paint.
As I was watching the Isle of man TT, it suddenly hit me. Those riders are amazing at what they are doing, but sometimes they expect too much of their machines and then catastrophe strikes, the bike ending up in a wreck or even sending the rider to oblivion. Writing this I even realize that some women might argue that this idiotic self-proclaimed man-emblem is comparing women to bikes, but quite the contrary my dear, I wish to say.
I wish to state my case clear and firm. It occurred to me while watching the TT that we, us as men sometimes send the wrong signals to women. Never as much as in the case of purchasing underwear for our better-halves.
Before purchasing underwear for her, all we need to do is to take score. We need to evaluate her personality, size and shape! Do not; in any way be selfish in your decision of what underwear you are going to buy her. Consider her personality first, if she is of the shy and reserved type, do not go for the hardly anything there see-thru-thong number! Instead choose something that leaves a little to the imagination, a Chemise is perfect as they tend to cover all the sexy bits and will not leave her feeling exposed!
Generally you know her better than anyone. Remember not to be selfish, you should know how far you can or cannot go.
Ticking off personality leaves probably the most sensitive subject. Size, you do not want to get this wrong, raid her draws, wardrobe, anywhere just to get this right. It is important to look at as many items of clothing as possible to make sure you cover all the size variations. When looking for a bra size you want numbers and letters such as, 32B, 34C, 38DD and so on. Remember to make a note of all the size variations you find. Size matters!
Now, almost there! The final stage could be like falling down in the home-straight. Should your lady happen to be very curvaceous, trying to squeeze her into a Chemise would not be advisable, chemise’s tend to be very tight and figure hugging, unless she is completely comfortable with her body and shape I would instead advise you choose something a bit more loose and free flowing, a Babydoll would be perfect.
Now, eventually I find myself unafraid and able due my scientifically calculated PSS-approach (Personality, Size and Shape) to buying underwear for women. Armed and alarmed I found myself looking at underwear and knowing if it is a yes, a maybe or a no.
Her birthday is coming soon and you bet I am going to buy her something romantic, sensitive and passionate. I surfed-up a really interesting company called Narasilk. All 100% natural silk garments, any design imaginable, any shape and size. What is more they have a men’s line too, I guess to be fair I might as well buy matching underwear; after all I am a real man!
